Adventures in Dating By Gigi Flores and Helen Obispo

Here are more funny quotes about the differences between men and women. They make Gigi giggle, and say “Yup!!”

“They keep saying the right man will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.”

“Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”

“Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved”

“According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars”

“Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

“A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.”
George Jean Nathan quotes (American Journalist, Critic, Essayist and Editor, 1882-1958)

“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings quotes

“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”

“A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t”

“He who tries to forget a woman, never loved her”

“When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein quotes (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)

“Man was made at the end of the week’s work, when God was tired”
Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)

“Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.”
Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)

“When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.”

“Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last”
Remy de Gourmont quotes (French novelist, poet, playwright, and philosopher, 1858-1915)

“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

“Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends up blocking his retreat.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

“Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly”
Thomas C. Haliburton quotes (Canadian Writer, 1796-1865)

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”