Well, it’s been quite awhile since I’ve posted on here, which is just to tell you all that Helen has been busy! With my absence from writing comes many great tales to tell. Let’s just say that now that I am single again, ahem, stories later…..that I have a lot more time to write and hopefully make you laugh with all of the antics that I have witnessed from people. Don’t worry, the stories will come flowing soon, but until then, start preparing yourself for more funny tales. I even have a great bar night to tell you about with Gigi, Helen and Heidi. This one will make you laugh until you cry. In fact, it is all Heidi and I could talk about over Thanksgiving. Just a little sneak peek, it involves the three of us getting again into a situation where we ended up peeling out of the driveway of people we didn’t know and Gig thinking that perhaps she might have forgotten her purse. Anyway, I hope you are all doing great and had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I have yet again been reminded that I have so much to be thankful for. 
-Helen
Helen’s Back: Month of November
Long Distance Relationship Love Quotes #8
Here are the love quotes for long distance relationships out there… yup, no longer for Gigi, because Jean-Claude is a wuss. But hey, he did give me a lot to write about, first good and now bad!! And no, Gigi is not bitter or cynical, just resigned to never finding a man not afraid to commit. They should be committed instead!! Or should Gigi be committed? Continue reading ‘Long Distance Relationship Love Quotes #8′
Recommended Websites #18: Evolved World
Gigi loves the Evolved Novelties website and all of their products. Little did she know until tonight that they also have a website filled with articles and advice… they even have a Gigi writing for them!! Go figure… two Gigis writing on dating!! Continue reading ‘Recommended Websites #18: Evolved World’
Gigi: Month of November
It is November, and Gigi is dating again, and all I can say is “Ughhhh”
It is now the end of November, and all I can still say is UGH!!! Men from my long ago past are coming back. Men from my recent past are trying again. Men from my future? Who knows about them!!
Toys for the Lonely #92: Romantic G
When Sassy was a little girl, growing up in Europe, there was a song she’d sing about being the king of the castle, not the dirty rascal. There is a toy company that Sassy considers the king of the castle, and no matter which of their products she tries, she loves each and everyone of them. Evolved novelties is the king of allsex toys, or should it be queen? Continue reading ‘Toys for the Lonely #92: Romantic G’
Toys for the Lonely #91: Natural Contours
Sex toys are not just simple vibrators or dildos anymore… not like the first ones we had in the past. Nope. Sex toys can be divided into so many categories now, more than you might realize if you are not an avid visitor to sex toy websites like Vibrator.com Sassy is. Continue reading ‘Toys for the Lonely #91: Natural Contours’
Sassy’s Article #7: Kissing, a lost art…
Here is a great article on kissing, which Sassy thinks is a lost art, and seems to be the first thing to stop when you begin to seriously date one person. Sassy loves to kiss and wishes it would never end… Continue reading ‘Sassy’s Article #7: Kissing, a lost art…’
Toys for the Lonely #90: Date Night Delight
In my last review I discussed the wonderfully imaginative sex kits put together by Good Vibrations. I truly think that everyone should have a few of these kits always at hand, to be used at a moment’s notice. These kits contain everything you need to turn a normal night into a special one. Continue reading ‘Toys for the Lonely #90: Date Night Delight’
Toys for the Lonely #89: Hearts on Fire
There is something about things that come in a basket, in a kit, in a cute wrapped container that women love. They make perfect gifts, and women love to give and receive them. This Christmas, the first one since Sassy began to review toys, she is going to stop giving the usual candles and lotions that she has normally given her friends and family. Instead, she is going to give them sex kits. Kits that contain massage oils, creams, candles, powders, and other simply delightful products that can make an ordinary evening into a special and romantic or passionate one. Continue reading ‘Toys for the Lonely #89: Hearts on Fire’
Female Products #7 and Male Products #4: Massage Glides
Sassy will never forget Paris. She lived there for five months as a college student to perfect her French, and there she met Gilbert. Ah Gilbert… he was half French and half Italian, and he was studying to be a massage therapist. All that and Paris too… They had a brief Parisian encounter, and he taught her how to give the perfect massage. Gilbert would have loved the massage glides that Sassy has been reviewing lately. Continue reading ‘Female Products #7 and Male Products #4: Massage Glides’