Toys for the not so Lonely 43: Screaming O Rings

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  • August 30, 2010 at 11:09 am

Can you believe that for under $5 you can get your very own disposable, one use only cock ring? Yes, you read that right… now they have cock rings that you dispose of after just one use!! It even comes with a mini little vibrator, all set to go battery wise, with just enough power for one long session. I think Sassy has heard it all now.

Now Sassy has only seen cock rings used once… many, many years ago with Canadian boyfriend. He certainly didn’t need any help, let’s say being able to perform. But Sassy had been toy shopping in a great little Canadian toy store in West Edmonton mall… yes, in a mall!! Gotta love these Canadians, eh? She had gone there with her boyfriend’s ex-wife, yes, with his ex… you are not losing your mind in this article! The first sex toy that Sassy ever bought was with the ex-wife of her boyfriend… and when they told the young giggling girls who worked there about it, they became the story of the day, if not the month!!

The first time that Sassy had gone there with Jenny, her boyfriend had asked why she hadn’t bought him anything to use. She will never forget waltzing into his office with his ex behind her, holding bags from the toy store in their hot little hands, telling him they had to go home right away, and asking Jenny to keep all the kids (her kids and Gigi’s kids).

So the second time they went (Jenny had a collection back then that almost equals Sassy’s now), she wandered around looking at what she could buy that he could use. She bought him a cock ring, thinking that the tightness of it around his cock might bring him pleasure. Well, it was not quite a success… He found it way too tight, and not very pliable, and it was very hard to place. It was soon lost and forgotten in a drawer.

When Sassy asked Adult Sex Toys for a sex swing that she can use when Bobby comes to visit, they also sent her some smaller products to review. One of these had Sassy in tears of laughter. It was a cock ring, called a Screaming O… but the funny thing was not the name, but the fact that it was disposable!! Not to mention the tiny vibrator…

Now Sassy being the curious sort, took it out of its little plastic wrapper… It almost looked like those square wrappers you find candy wrapped in. Remembering the hard one she had seen years ago, Sassy wanted to see what this one was made out of it. She could immediately see the difference. It is very soft and gel-like, and incredibly stretchy. She stretched it very far, and it held and didn’t break. It almost feels like a gummy worm when you stretch it as far as you can to see when it will break.

The little vibrator turns on by moving a teeny switch to the side, and it vibrates quite quietly. This vibrator is for both his and her pleasure… How does Sassy know this? Well, since Bobby is still a few weeks away from visiting, and Sassy wanted to get the review done, she tried it on a vibrator. She feels like she is letting down the toy websites by not writing the reviews quickly, and especially this website, since they sent her the very expensive sex swing (check it out on their website Adult Sex Toys every house should have one!!).

As she used the vibrator inside her, Sassy could feel the little vibrator from the cock ring vibrating quite nicely against her clitoris. Since it is so small and malleable, it actually entered Sassy along with the vibrator, and was very pleasurable.

Now just for pure experiment and research sake, Sassy tried it with a bunch of her different vibrators, trying those of different sizes and textures. It continued to stretch very well, clinging to the toy without being too tight, as Sassy can only imagine how painful that could be.

If you go to the website to buy one, you will see a further description of the toy, and once Bobby gets here, Sassy will ask him for his opinion… after all, she can use it again with him since only her toys got to feel it, and it wasn’t used as rigorously as it would if against a real cock!! Right?

Click below to get your very own disposable cock ring:

Screaming O

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