So, once you have made plans to get away somewhere for a romantic getaway, the next issue is… WHAT to pack??!! Now remember, this is a getaway… you are leaving your home and work and are going away with your partner to fully enjoy yourself. Is everyone there on the same wavelength as Gigi and Jean-Claude?
From Gigi: Gigi knows what is important to pack for a romantic getaway… lingerie, sex toys, high heeled CFM’s, a bikini for warm weather, sexy little dress and mini skirts, in case you plan on leaving the hotel room…
Read below to see what my Jean-Claude wants me to pack and you will see why he is MFM (Made for me)
From Susan: Nothing but candies and sexy ass heels and a red thong.
From Pamela: A sexy night dress ..
From Melinda: A bottle of wine and candles..
From Joanna: Birth control
From Carl: A 12 pack of beer
From Ana: Enough money to get home if it doesn’t work out….someone has to be sensible lol.
From Cassie: Handcuffs.
From Jackson: Pack your American Express because romance is gonna cost ya!
From Gigi: Cassie, You are my kind of woman…
From Mike: My favorite sunglasses……. for poker of course!
From Shari: Ok… You all have the wine, candles, bc, sexy underthings, handcuffs (or something like a scarf that can be used just as well) and the visa card….but Omg..but what about the chocolate sauce?? (…diabetics, there are sugar free versions too!) lol (Chocolate sauce is a multi tasker that can also double as body paint…hehe)
From Annie: I could have sworn you said romantic…
From Sara: Whip cream! And sooooo who is the mystery man?
From Gigi: It’s Jean-Claude He also went to school in Mallorca… We are meeting in Mallorca hopefully soon
From Gigi: Lol Annie… Sex is romantic!! Or can be with the right person!!
From Boris: @Joanna @Jackson LMAO @Shari, quit monkeying around and buy some rope. @Annie, I tried to tell her romance isn’t only about sex… @Gigi, don’t forget chilled chocolate covered cherries.
From Tina: Sex toys and lingerie! Yes I know I’m evil!!! :} but I have lots of fun!!
From Gigi: Tina! Did you look in my suitcase? How did you know that all I have in there are sex toys and lingerie? And how DOES one explain THAT at customs or security checks? Oh and yes, I’m taking a bikini in case we leave the bedroom!!
From Tina Perfect! Put the toys on top and they’re too embarrassed to go any further! LOL the bikini is a good call LOL have a blast!!
From Boris: Can I pack Tina?
From Tina: That could be dangerous lmao!!
From Gigi: We’ll enjoy Mallorca for all of you…
From Tina: I’m jealous! Play in the water for me Have fun!
From Jean-Claude: You are so funny all of you. Here is the perfect suitcase for Mallorca; School uniform, a lot of plastic and rubber stuff, a variety of creams or any other gliding substances, a whip and a toothbrush. No, the toothbrush can be bought there! Some nice high heel shoes, preferably with a leopard pattern. The Kamasutra book of interesting positions for sure and a hell of a lot of good spirits. Best suitcase ever
From Gigi: And THAT is why I am going to Mallorca to meet Jean-Claude!!! That’s my baby… funny thing, how did he know I have a pair of leopard high heels, a kama sutra book, and ordered a school uniform?
From Jean-Claude: Oh, forgot! A 10 megapixel camera!
From Gigi: Are you bringing the camera, baby? Thank God for Jean-Claude and facebook!!! Maybe I shouldn’t even bother to pack a bikini…
From Alisa: Are you getting away somewhere?
From Boris: Each day on a romantic getaway has to be seen like a great 7-course meal, with sex as dessert. That doesn’t mean one can’t have a strawberry muffin for breakfast, or a Snickers bar for mid-afternoon snack. But if I had to eat strawberry cheesecake all day long, I would quickly grow to hate strawberry cheesecake.
From Gigi: @Alisa… I’m hoping to get away as soon as we can find an affordable ticket…
@Boris… I could never get tired of two things: chocolate… or sex…no matter how much I get…
From Jean-Claude: Screw cheesecake… sex is the thing.
From Boris: Anything in excess… The view of the earth from the moon is so wondrous and beautiful, because it’s rare. If we lived there 24/7/365, eventually it would lose its wonder–of course, we’d still look at it, because like, what else is there to do in the moon, besides bounce around kicking up dust? But I digress.
From Le’Ro: Protection…
From Kenny: Whips, chains, dildos, and a book. Wine, homemade bread, cheese, chocolate, guitar, swimsuit, clothes, rafts, my boat, and plenty of condoms and toys.
From Dionne: Wine
From Rachel: Lingerie, high heels, handcuffs and some KY lubricant (Thank God Gigi is not the only one to think this way).
From Ron: Clean underwear and plenty of good body smelling stuff.
From Jackson: It’s getting hot in here!!
From Gigi: yes it is… and hopefully even hotter soon.
So there we have it… hopefully Gigi will soon have the best weekend ever with her Jean-Claude, who just might move to Michigan to be with Gigi… she may have finally met her match!!