Monthly Lies #3: March

Oh the lies… they just never stop, do they? You really want to believe what they are telling you, but part of you just can’t. Everything they say you ask yourself just how sincere they are being…

Here are the ones heard this month:

  • “I’m different.”
  • “I’m not like the others you’ve met.”
  • “I don’t want sex. I just want to get to know you… but can you please wear a sexy teddy while we talk, and I get to know the real you?”
  • “You can’t come home with me… I live with my: parents (three men so far), my sibling, my soon-to-be-ex…”
  • “I can’t tell you my last name. I’ve been stalked before…”
  • “We would be so good together. You are everything I want and am looking for…”

Helen’s heard it all this month, too!

  • I want to marry you…right now, even though we just met a month ago
  • You are too nice for me. I really can’t handle someone so thoughtful. I don’t know what to do with you. (and then I didn’t get a call back!)
  • You are out of my league
  • You are one of the three people I trust the most in this world.
  • But, the ultimate whopper?…..

  • I love you more than I love myself.

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